Top 5 'lines' Nigerian guys use when wooing ladies

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5: Your face looks familiar
 This is the most popular of the lines. As a lady, you'd always want to know where and how he'd met you before. From there, the conversation is ignited

 4: Do you stay around here?
   This is for newbies in the game (like me😃). When we fight our inner wars and from friends, this comes handy. Person will sha say something
3: Can you give me directions?
I've used this once in secondary school. Since an average person would be kind enough to give directions. It'd just go like "Hi! I'm going to Ilorin and know the right route, am I gonna trek or take a bus?" seriously!! WTF
2: You are too beautiful to be under this scorching sun
 This is adopted by rich guys with rides(or maybe a driver). This would definitely make her feel like she's outta the planet. Everything would result to "Can I give you a lift?" And from there, the rest would be history
1: Can we be friends?
 This is used when you are not too sure of yourself or she's a bit higher than you. This will not make her feel like you are up to something but deep inside, you know the world war IV you are planning




Originally written and compiled by Tosyne2much

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