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Adunni, sing for me like eye Àwòko sings to the farmer, For I'll dance ijo èsò to your charming voice, While I plough and till the soils of your fertile land, And we'll get bountiful harvests of twins, triplets, quadruplets and quintuplets. Orekelewa, play with me like the cat plays with its olówó, For I will always enjoy giving you a pat on your forehead, And you will not grow up to be wild and leave me for the jungle, And I'll always give you my sweet milk Eleyinju ege, stick with me like the pigeon always stick to its owner, For I'll always enjoy laying my head on your bank of juice, Because our love is ife eleyele Eyinmenugun, speak to me like the parrot speak to its owner, They may say that the bird's speech is meaningless, But your words are like the sounds of the Agídìgbo, Only the wise can dance to it Adumaadan, adorn me like the peacock adorns the compound, For I'll take you to down to Oluyole, my fatherland and show my ...

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a plane crash. Who survives?  America. If I had a penny for every Trump joke being made right now,  I’d have a  small loan of a million dollars .           Donald Trump may be the next President but the big winner is Melania Trump.  Now she can call herself the First Lady instead of the Third Wife. A young immigrant boy tells Mr. Trump he wants to be President when he grows up. “Are you stupid?” exclaimed Trump, “are you an idiot? Out of our mind? Are you retarded?” The kid calmly replied, “you know what, never mind, those are too many requirements.”           How is Donald Trump going to fulfil his promise to shut down the Department of Education?  By renaming it Trump University . What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, Charles Ponzi, and Kenneth Lay?  The League of Extraordinary Con Men . A swastika has been spray painted over Donal...

We've all, at one point in our academic lives, told a lie or two. Ranging from mirage textbooks and handouts to padded school fees to fake expenses.   To start with mine; my dad got me a quite expensive and unfortunately, it got stolen. I couldn't stand and tell him it was stolen because that would be the 4 th time in a row that I'd lose phones. I had to connive with my friend and to lie that robbers invaded my house and made away with all  my belongings. I pray God forgives me.  My friend had to collect 'hollow' matriculation fee from his from his parents all because he was broke and needed to attend a party. Feel free and share yours too Photo by  Psychology Today

OBO teams up with American artistes; Young Thug and Rae Sremmurd to deliver a masterpiece titled PERE. See download link  below DOWNLOAD

YBNL boss, Olamide released the the cover album for his 6th album titled "The glory".  He also revealed that the album will be released on the 26th of November during his Olamide Live In Concert 3 (OLIC3) concert. He  broke the news to his over 1.5 million followers on Instagram. Fans are already ecstatic about the news from the comments on Olamide’s Instagram page. Olamide hinted, “The Glory” album will be essentially rap He is yet to release the track list. The album, he said, is dedicated to his fans from day 1 and will purely be rap music. Check out what he posted on IG " #TheGlory drops on 26th of December the #OLIC3 day …. sorry for the wait … this is dedicated to the Day1 fans , Rap Music .. #TheGlory #StreetTape @emilynkanga – designed by@pheelzonthebeat"     See the album cover after the cut

5: Your face looks familiar  This is the most popular of the lines. As a lady, you'd always want to know where and how he'd met you before. From there, the conversation is ignited 4: Do you stay around here?    This is for newbies in the game (like me😃). When we fight our inner wars and from friends, this comes handy. Person will sha say something 3: Can you give me directions? I've used this once in secondary school. Since an average person would be kind enough to give directions. It'd just go like "Hi! I'm going to Ilorin and know the right route, am I gonna trek or take a bus?" seriously!! WTF 2: You are too beautiful to be under this scorching sun  This is adopted by rich guys with rides(or maybe a driver). This would definitely make her feel like she's outta the planet. Everything would result to "Can I give you a lift?" And from there, the rest would be history 1: Can we be friends?  This is used when you are not too s...

Adokiye Ngozi Kyrian Yvonne popularly known as Adokiye started music at an early age. She often talks about how she was able to keep her virginity till her adulthood and is determined on remaining a virgin until marriage. Earlier this year, she made global headlines after she offered her virginity to Islamist militant sect, Boko Haram, in return for the over 200 abducted Chibok school girls. In this brief but interesting interview, the ‘Jombolo’ crooner shares with ABIOLA ALABA PETERS, growing up years and the kind of man she desires What’s happening to you right now? I have been busy with several projects, both personal and otherwise that I am also a part of, one way or the other. As you are very much aware, at the moment, I’m promoting my brand new single, which is already gaining ground. I am also enjoying my work relationship with my new family, 03 Media; it’s really a good thing to identify with them. Shout out to my boss, Ozone. Why is Oritse Femi on your new song, ‘Jombo...

Telecommunication giant, Etisalat have reportedly parted ways with YBNL boss after 3 years. In an instagram post, the company sent him a farewell message

BEST VOCAL PEFORMANCE (MALE) 1.BRYMO – SOMETHING GOOD IS HAPPENING 2. DAREY FEAT. SOWETO CHOIR – PRAY FOR ME 3. SHAYDEE - SMILE 4. WANDE COAL – SUPER WOMAN 5. RIC HASSANI - GENTLEMAN  BEST MUSIC VIDEO 1.EMERGENCY (D’BANJ) - UNLIMITED LA 2. MARY (SEYI SHAY) - MEJI ALABI 3. SOLDIER (FALZ THA BAD GUY) - CLARENCE PETERS 4. MADE FOR YOU - BANKY W 5. BAD – TIWA SAVAGE FEAT. WIZKID - SESAN BEST R&B/POP ALBUM
 1. NEW ERA – KISS DANIEL 2. WANTED - WANDE COAL 3. KLITORIS - BRYMO 4. N.A.K. E.D - DAREY 5. SEYI OR SHAY – SEYI SHAY BEST RAP ALBUM 1. EYAN MAYWEATHER - OLAMIDE 2. STORIES THAT TOUCH - FALZ 3. POWERFUL - ILL BLISS 4. YAGI - LIL KESH LYRICIST ON THE ROLL   1. ILL BLISS - CHUKWU AGOZI GOGI 2. REMINSCE - ASALAMALEKUN 3. YCEE - JAGABAN 4. BOOGEY - SHOW YOU SOMETHING 5. A-Q - AGU JI NDI MEN’ 6. MODENINE – NO MATTER WHAT BEST VOCAL FEMALE PERFORMANCE 1. SIMI - LOVE DON'T CARE 2. SEYI SHAY – RIGHT NOW 3. ARAMIDE FEAT. ADEKU...

v   Neymar vs Bale could’ve been the greatest football rivalry : Gareth Bale could’ve been the biggest player at Real Madrid and Neymar at Barca. The duo was tipped to become the next face of football rivalry after they joined the Spanish Giants in the summer off 2013. But due to the presence of Ronaldo and Messi, their rivalry has been rendered insignificant. Rooney could’ve been more famous at Manchester United :  During the days of Cristiano Ronaldo at Man Utd, Rooney was just a normal regular player providing assists and doing normal stuffs. It was when Ronaldo left Man Utd that Rooney came into limelight Torres could've won the Ballon d'OR: When Ronaldo won his first Ballon d'OR in 2008, Messi and   Torres were the first  and second runners up consecutively. Without the presence of the duo, he would've clinched the prestigious award. Zlatan would'v...