Top 10 Jokes By Donald Trump

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    • Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a plane crash. Who survives? America.
    • If I had a penny for every Trump joke being made right now, I’d have a small loan of a million dollars.          






      • Donald Trump may be the next President but the big winner is Melania Trump. Now she can call herself the First Lady instead of the Third Wife.
      • A young immigrant boy tells Mr. Trump he wants to be President when he grows up. “Are you stupid?” exclaimed Trump, “are you an idiot? Out of our mind? Are you retarded?” The kid calmly replied, “you know what, never mind, those are too many requirements.”    
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      How is Donald Trump going to fulfil his promise to shut down the Department of Education? By renaming it Trump University.
      • What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, Charles Ponzi, and Kenneth Lay? The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
      • A swastika has been spray painted over Donald Trump’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Law enforcement says that it’s impossible to tell if it was done by Trump’s opponents or his supporters.
      • How do you know when Donald Trump is talking to you? Cause you’re the only one hair!
      • What’s the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan? If Trump gets Alzheimer’s, his IQ will go up.
      • How is President Trump going to create middle class jobs? By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.





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